Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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