I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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