Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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