Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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