I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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