we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My hand turned me down
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
