I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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