would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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