so that wasnt chicken after all
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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