I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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