Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
