But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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