I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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