I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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