I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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