Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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