Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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