Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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