Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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