she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize
