Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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