so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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