I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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