On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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