just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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