I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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