plz talk dirty to me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
