let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I stole a fireplace last night.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
So. Much. Porn.
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