Already got asked if we're dating
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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