Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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