I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
smell my finger.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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