i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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