Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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