Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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