you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
i now understand why vodka
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
