Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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