Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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