At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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