So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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