i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i out mim tonsoeep
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