How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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