We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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