Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
