It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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