Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I still have a little drunk in my system
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
