i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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