You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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