You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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