he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
