Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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