man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize