Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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