the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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