she was so not down for the gang bang
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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