Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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