i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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